September 29, 2009
Dear Fellow Travelers,
No, the hourly “ejaculations” to which Whitefield referred meant to “exclaim something suddenly,” not what some of you apparently thought. Now that I have that cleared up, let us move on to things a bit more theological, as opposed to illogical (I actually had someone ask me to remove her name from my perspective list!).
This past Sunday, as I was having lunch with some folk, one of them (right out of the clear blue sky) asked me if God hadn’t released me from preaching. No, this person is not one of my flock; in fact, I don’t think she has ever heard me preach, other than at a funeral service, so I am not sure what prompted her question. No one has ever asked me that question before! I must admit, however, that since then, I have done quite a bit of thinking about her question.
I guess I could be paranoid and believe that some of my flock found out that we were having lunch and put her up to asking me the question, hoping that I would come to my senses and retire, but I ain’t paranoid. Who is that following me, anyway?
Yes, I am rather old, especially for a man of my age, but I do still have a pulse and most of the time, I can read and write. Admittedly, I probably don’t, put all the, commas in the, correct, places, but I do, try. I will be the first to admit that the passive voice is some-times used by me, when the active voice should have been used, but who cares? John was hit by the ball—regardless. You can accuse me of doing so, if you so choose, but I never use split infinitives, to so do would be humiliating. And I never begin a sentence with “and,” and furthermore a preposition is something I never end a sentence with!
The fact that I lost my voice immediately after lunch is probably significant, but that just occurred to me, so I haven’t had time to process it. If it doesn’t return by Sunday, I will probably begin to think that this woman was a messenger from God, trying to tell me that I need to throw in the towel.
Admittedly, my congregation is small, consequently, I don’t preach to a very large crowd, which should probably tell me something, as well; you know, something like, “If your preaching days weren’t over, you would have a crowd of people standing in a long line waiting with eager anticipation to hear you preach.”
On the positive side, I can remember John 3:16, not to mention, Hebrews 10. That should count for something! If my memory serves me correctly, I can still quote most of Romans 5, 6, 7, & 8, as well as John 14 & 15, but my memory might not be serving me correctly. I think I can even name from memory the books of the Bible—all 26 of them, or was it 46?
Praise God! Hallelujah! Justification by faith! And God bless Abraham! That woman is not going to talk me out of preaching, and that is that! I might finally wind up with a room full of empty pews, but I will preach to them. Heck, a few of those who attend now, sleep through the entire sermon (but they do tell me how much they enjoyed it; go figure!), so what is new!?
I remember when God called me to preach the gospel but I do NOT remember Him calling me to quit, so I ain’t!
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